
[quote] Mark Zuckerberg has a nice ass
Based on those videos, I don't see it.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 1 | October 2, 2022 10:56 PM |
Peter Thiel is a lucky guy.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 2, 2022 10:57 PM |
Unfortunately its attached to Mark Zuckerberg.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 2, 2022 10:58 PM |
I could not possibly care less.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 2, 2022 11:00 PM |
r5 And that's why you are going to die poor.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 2, 2022 11:03 PM |
Is he still with Coco Chow?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 2, 2022 11:03 PM |
Does he have “a” Facebook?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 2, 2022 11:05 PM |
He's MMA training? Does that mean he's training to fight and we can all collectively watch his punchable face get punched? I'd pay to see that.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 2, 2022 11:05 PM |
[quote] Mark Zuckerberg has a nice ass
[quote] FUCK Mark Zuckerberg.
That's the idea I take it.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 2, 2022 11:07 PM |
Zuckerberg is an asshole. But I'll take the trainer, thank you very much.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 2, 2022 11:10 PM |
See, you can find something nice to say about anyone.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 2, 2022 11:14 PM |
Meta has been getting fucked all year so it's swollen.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 2, 2022 11:15 PM |
I don't even want his money, I just want to ride his big fat ass. Please call me Mark!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 2, 2022 11:17 PM |
He may have a nice-ish behind (personally, I think that it's nothing to write home about), but it will NEVER be able to compensate for his hideous Atrocia Frankenstone face and utterly repulsive, psychopathic personality.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 2, 2022 11:19 PM |
[quote] [R5] And that's why you are going to die poor.
Yes, if you only cared about Marc Zuckerberg's nice ass that would likely not be the case.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 2, 2022 11:21 PM |
Mark Zuckerberg is an ass.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 2, 2022 11:21 PM |
He's going to make his bare behind the logo for his new social media network, AssBook.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 2, 2022 11:22 PM |
^Now that you mention it Timberlake isn't too bad either
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 21 | October 2, 2022 11:27 PM |
Are there any rumors about Zuckerberg?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 2, 2022 11:28 PM |
He looks like former gay pornstar Blu Kennedy's less attractive brother.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 25 | October 2, 2022 11:42 PM |
Mark Zuckerberg could have two assholes and three dicks and he still wouldn’t be attractive
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 2, 2022 11:44 PM |
I believe the expression would be "double bagger"
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 2, 2022 11:45 PM |
Someone please caption R30.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 2, 2022 11:47 PM |
That's the only time either one of them have ever looked happy in their lives. Mark should dump the tranny and Pete should dump the whale and they can finally be together.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 2, 2022 11:51 PM |
"Sec. Pete Buttigieg escorting a special needs adult to day care".
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 2, 2022 11:51 PM |
Someone really needs to tell Mark to ditch the tard cut.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 2, 2022 11:52 PM |
Only way that fucker (or his ass) could impress me would be to shake it onstage with Big Freedia.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 36 | October 2, 2022 11:58 PM |
This is his ass when he did the naked mile back at Harvard.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 37 | October 3, 2022 12:08 AM |
The only thing attractive about this man it is his wallet
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 3, 2022 12:15 AM |
Zuckerberg has more than his share to destroy civilization. Fuck him. I hope he dies a long, painful, lingering death.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 3, 2022 12:16 AM |
r31
Sometimes They Come Back: The Aborted Fetus
Mannequin III
Mann & Machine
Pinocchio
Lars and The Real Doll
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 3, 2022 12:25 AM |
His only friends are Asians.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 3, 2022 12:42 AM |
That’s some ass, R37! All is forgiven!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 3, 2022 12:44 AM |
Back in collage…that was a nice ass.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 3, 2022 12:49 AM |
Mark Zuckerberg is [italic] very [/italic] obsessive about his privacy.
He talks like an aspire
He walks like Mike Pence
And his wife is Asian
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 3, 2022 12:51 AM |
[quote] He talks like an aspire
?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 3, 2022 12:52 AM |
It is a nice ass. I'm glad I won't have to look at that Aspie / Spectrum / 'Tard / Neurodivergent face since I'll be fucking him from behind.
His wife looky like a Man
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 3, 2022 12:53 AM |
Prof Uju Anya in the house! R40
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 3, 2022 12:55 AM |
The Harvard run is not Suckerfag. FYI
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 3, 2022 12:56 AM |
r50 But it's very similar to what his butt would look like if you pulled down those white shorts.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 3, 2022 12:59 AM |
His sparing partner had his face right in Mark's crotch!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 3, 2022 1:19 AM |
Who cares what his face looks like? Face down, ass up; problem solved.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 3, 2022 1:19 AM |
A bag over that head would be better.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 3, 2022 1:48 AM |
He's got a big circumcised cock which is more than I can say for most of you haters!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 3, 2022 2:00 AM |
He could look infinitely better if he'd do something about that ridiculous hair, and get some proper veneers on this malformed teeth of his. As it is he looks like a Chinese American autistic.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 3, 2022 10:37 AM |
R37
That's a very "famous" ass, and it's not Zuckerberg's.
That picture's been around for years. And famous for that ass.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 3, 2022 1:58 PM |
I refuse to believe that photo at R37 is not photoshopped. There has never been a Harvard man with such a shapely ass.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 3, 2022 2:01 PM |
r58 r59 Apparently it's from the Harvard naked mile in 2014 so it's too late to be The Zuck. But no photoshop amazingly, just the world's most perfect ass!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 60 | October 3, 2022 2:16 PM |
^I highly recommend clicking on the link to the Crimson story. The version of the pic over there is way higher definition compared to the version at r37.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 3, 2022 2:20 PM |
Well, I'll take your word for it, R60, but that must be an exchange student or maybe someone who dropped in from MIT.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 3, 2022 2:23 PM |
That doesn't make him a better person.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 3, 2022 2:31 PM |
No one on datalounge has ever Sucked The Zuck?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 3, 2022 8:53 PM |
Harvard ALWAYS got the All Americans. For decades teeming with perfect asses. Yale is for the willowy effetes.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 3, 2022 9:18 PM |
I’ve got one too, R56! I’m not even Jewish.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 3, 2022 9:37 PM |
Just jerked off to that video of his fat ass again
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 22, 2022 4:26 AM |
Too bad his bulge looks small
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 22, 2022 5:39 AM |
Your input does not compute.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 22, 2022 5:41 AM |
r69 I'll give you more input than you can handle Mark.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 22, 2022 5:43 AM |
Someone could make a sex robot of Mark and it would be indistinguishable from the real thing.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 22, 2022 6:00 AM |
You bitches are DESPERATE
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 22, 2022 6:14 AM |
R71 Who would want a sex robot of Mark... except his wife and that's only when the robot is a billionaire....
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 22, 2022 6:50 AM |
I highly suspect Peter Thiel asked him for "favors" before lending him all the help that he did. Young Mark knew how to play the game. Very much like Elizabeth Holmes.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 22, 2022 6:51 AM |
^Mark was a freshman twink at Harvard with a silly little website before he met Thiel.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 75 | October 22, 2022 6:56 AM |
Poor Mark, he lost 25% of his money today!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 27, 2022 5:45 PM |
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