Mark Zuckerberg has a nice ass

[quote] Mark Zuckerberg has a nice ass

Based on those videos, I don't see it.

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by Anonymousreply 1October 2, 2022 10:56 PM

Peter Thiel is a lucky guy.

by Anonymousreply 3October 2, 2022 10:57 PM

Unfortunately its attached to Mark Zuckerberg.

by Anonymousreply 4October 2, 2022 10:58 PM

I could not possibly care less.

by Anonymousreply 5October 2, 2022 11:00 PM

r5 And that's why you are going to die poor.

by Anonymousreply 6October 2, 2022 11:03 PM

Is he still with Coco Chow?

by Anonymousreply 7October 2, 2022 11:03 PM

Does he have “a” Facebook?

by Anonymousreply 8October 2, 2022 11:05 PM

He's MMA training? Does that mean he's training to fight and we can all collectively watch his punchable face get punched? I'd pay to see that.

by Anonymousreply 9October 2, 2022 11:05 PM

[quote] Mark Zuckerberg has a nice ass

[quote] FUCK Mark Zuckerberg.

That's the idea I take it.

by Anonymousreply 11October 2, 2022 11:07 PM

Zuckerberg is an asshole. But I'll take the trainer, thank you very much.

by Anonymousreply 12October 2, 2022 11:10 PM

See, you can find something nice to say about anyone.

by Anonymousreply 13October 2, 2022 11:14 PM

Meta has been getting fucked all year so it's swollen.

by Anonymousreply 14October 2, 2022 11:15 PM

I don't even want his money, I just want to ride his big fat ass. Please call me Mark!

by Anonymousreply 15October 2, 2022 11:17 PM

He may have a nice-ish behind (personally, I think that it's nothing to write home about), but it will NEVER be able to compensate for his hideous Atrocia Frankenstone face and utterly repulsive, psychopathic personality.

by Anonymousreply 16October 2, 2022 11:19 PM

[quote] [R5] And that's why you are going to die poor.

Yes, if you only cared about Marc Zuckerberg's nice ass that would likely not be the case.

by Anonymousreply 17October 2, 2022 11:21 PM

Mark Zuckerberg is an ass.

by Anonymousreply 18October 2, 2022 11:21 PM

He's going to make his bare behind the logo for his new social media network, AssBook.

by Anonymousreply 19October 2, 2022 11:22 PM

^Now that you mention it Timberlake isn't too bad either

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by Anonymousreply 21October 2, 2022 11:27 PM

Are there any rumors about Zuckerberg?

by Anonymousreply 22October 2, 2022 11:28 PM

He looks like former gay pornstar Blu Kennedy's less attractive brother.

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by Anonymousreply 25October 2, 2022 11:42 PM

Mark Zuckerberg could have two assholes and three dicks and he still wouldn’t be attractive

by Anonymousreply 28October 2, 2022 11:44 PM

I believe the expression would be "double bagger"

by Anonymousreply 29October 2, 2022 11:45 PM

Someone please caption R30.

by Anonymousreply 31October 2, 2022 11:47 PM

That's the only time either one of them have ever looked happy in their lives. Mark should dump the tranny and Pete should dump the whale and they can finally be together.

by Anonymousreply 32October 2, 2022 11:51 PM

"Sec. Pete Buttigieg escorting a special needs adult to day care".

by Anonymousreply 33October 2, 2022 11:51 PM

Someone really needs to tell Mark to ditch the tard cut.

by Anonymousreply 34October 2, 2022 11:52 PM

Only way that fucker (or his ass) could impress me would be to shake it onstage with Big Freedia.

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by Anonymousreply 36October 2, 2022 11:58 PM

This is his ass when he did the naked mile back at Harvard.

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by Anonymousreply 37October 3, 2022 12:08 AM

The only thing attractive about this man it is his wallet

by Anonymousreply 38October 3, 2022 12:15 AM

Zuckerberg has more than his share to destroy civilization. Fuck him. I hope he dies a long, painful, lingering death.

by Anonymousreply 40October 3, 2022 12:16 AM

r31

Sometimes They Come Back: The Aborted Fetus

Mannequin III

Mann & Machine

Pinocchio

Lars and The Real Doll

by Anonymousreply 41October 3, 2022 12:25 AM

His only friends are Asians.

by Anonymousreply 42October 3, 2022 12:42 AM

That’s some ass, R37! All is forgiven!

by Anonymousreply 43October 3, 2022 12:44 AM

Back in collage…that was a nice ass.

by Anonymousreply 44October 3, 2022 12:49 AM

Mark Zuckerberg is [italic] very [/italic] obsessive about his privacy.

He talks like an aspire

He walks like Mike Pence

And his wife is Asian

by Anonymousreply 45October 3, 2022 12:51 AM

[quote] He talks like an aspire

?

by Anonymousreply 47October 3, 2022 12:52 AM

It is a nice ass. I'm glad I won't have to look at that Aspie / Spectrum / 'Tard / Neurodivergent face since I'll be fucking him from behind.

His wife looky like a Man

by Anonymousreply 48October 3, 2022 12:53 AM

Prof Uju Anya in the house! R40

by Anonymousreply 49October 3, 2022 12:55 AM

The Harvard run is not Suckerfag. FYI

by Anonymousreply 50October 3, 2022 12:56 AM

r50 But it's very similar to what his butt would look like if you pulled down those white shorts.

by Anonymousreply 52October 3, 2022 12:59 AM

His sparing partner had his face right in Mark's crotch!

by Anonymousreply 53October 3, 2022 1:19 AM

Who cares what his face looks like? Face down, ass up; problem solved.

by Anonymousreply 54October 3, 2022 1:19 AM

A bag over that head would be better.

by Anonymousreply 55October 3, 2022 1:48 AM

He's got a big circumcised cock which is more than I can say for most of you haters!

by Anonymousreply 56October 3, 2022 2:00 AM

He could look infinitely better if he'd do something about that ridiculous hair, and get some proper veneers on this malformed teeth of his. As it is he looks like a Chinese American autistic.

by Anonymousreply 57October 3, 2022 10:37 AM

R37

That's a very "famous" ass, and it's not Zuckerberg's.

That picture's been around for years. And famous for that ass.

by Anonymousreply 58October 3, 2022 1:58 PM

I refuse to believe that photo at R37 is not photoshopped. There has never been a Harvard man with such a shapely ass.

by Anonymousreply 59October 3, 2022 2:01 PM

r58 r59 Apparently it's from the Harvard naked mile in 2014 so it's too late to be The Zuck. But no photoshop amazingly, just the world's most perfect ass!

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by Anonymousreply 60October 3, 2022 2:16 PM

^I highly recommend clicking on the link to the Crimson story. The version of the pic over there is way higher definition compared to the version at r37.

by Anonymousreply 61October 3, 2022 2:20 PM

Well, I'll take your word for it, R60, but that must be an exchange student or maybe someone who dropped in from MIT.

by Anonymousreply 62October 3, 2022 2:23 PM

That doesn't make him a better person.

by Anonymousreply 63October 3, 2022 2:31 PM

No one on datalounge has ever Sucked The Zuck?

by Anonymousreply 64October 3, 2022 8:53 PM

Harvard ALWAYS got the All Americans. For decades teeming with perfect asses. Yale is for the willowy effetes.

by Anonymousreply 65October 3, 2022 9:18 PM

I’ve got one too, R56! I’m not even Jewish.

by Anonymousreply 66October 3, 2022 9:37 PM

Just jerked off to that video of his fat ass again

by Anonymousreply 67October 22, 2022 4:26 AM

Too bad his bulge looks small

by Anonymousreply 68October 22, 2022 5:39 AM

Your input does not compute.

by Anonymousreply 69October 22, 2022 5:41 AM

r69 I'll give you more input than you can handle Mark.

by Anonymousreply 70October 22, 2022 5:43 AM

Someone could make a sex robot of Mark and it would be indistinguishable from the real thing.

by Anonymousreply 71October 22, 2022 6:00 AM

You bitches are DESPERATE

by Anonymousreply 72October 22, 2022 6:14 AM

R71 Who would want a sex robot of Mark... except his wife and that's only when the robot is a billionaire....

by Anonymousreply 73October 22, 2022 6:50 AM

I highly suspect Peter Thiel asked him for "favors" before lending him all the help that he did. Young Mark knew how to play the game. Very much like Elizabeth Holmes.

by Anonymousreply 74October 22, 2022 6:51 AM

^Mark was a freshman twink at Harvard with a silly little website before he met Thiel.

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by Anonymousreply 75October 22, 2022 6:56 AM

Poor Mark, he lost 25% of his money today!

by Anonymousreply 76October 27, 2022 5:45 PM

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