Whitney Cummings new face

Holy fucking shit. Who (or what) did she ask for?

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by Anonymousreply 40February 18, 2022 9:03 PM

The Angelina Jolie special

by Anonymousreply 1February 18, 2022 4:28 AM

She color coordinated her contact lenses with her dress, that’s kinda cool.

by Anonymousreply 3February 18, 2022 4:30 AM

"One discount Victoria Principal"?

by Anonymousreply 4February 18, 2022 4:31 AM

She's looked waxy like this for years. She got network TV money from "Two Broke Girls" and went to town with breast implants (which she admits) and facial surgery (which she claims is simply weight gain). I actually am somewhat fond of her, but I also find her "I grew up so poor! (in Georgetown, going to private schools, followed by an Ivy League education)" routine painful to listen to. I don't doubt that her home life was extremely unstable, but I think her idea of "poor" does not compute the same for the majority of Americans.

On her podcast, she almost has a nervous tic that forces her to blurt out the phrases "ancestral trauma," "I grew up without money," and "am I getting canceled?" during every episode. From an outsider's perspective, the glaring conflict in her life appears to be an identity crisis between being a nose-to-the-grindstone comedian and a vapid Hollywood social climber. With her, it's hard for me to get an idea of who the "real" Whitney is. I don't write this to be mean—as I noted, I like her and find her entertaining—but it's also very difficult for me not to pick up on a multitude of issues that seem to be bubbling under the surface.

by Anonymousreply 6February 18, 2022 4:40 AM

I'm more concerned about how painful that dress looks. Women are always complaining about how uncomfortable bras are and that dress looks 10x worse.

by Anonymousreply 7February 18, 2022 4:51 AM

I was listening to a podcast with one of the writers of Chelsea Lately who said one of the games they played in the writers' room of the show was 'Guess Whitney Cummings' Real Age', which I thought was pretty funny.

by Anonymousreply 8February 18, 2022 4:57 AM

She asked for the Angelina n’Alyssa combo.

by Anonymousreply 9February 18, 2022 5:13 AM

[quote]Who (or what) did she ask for?

The Pete Burns.

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by Anonymousreply 10February 18, 2022 5:26 AM

she looks completely different but it actually looks good

by Anonymousreply 11February 18, 2022 5:31 AM

I remember I kinda liked that show she did with the guy that is now cancelled. She was also one of the main people behind the Roseanne reboot. Apparently, working with her is the kiss of death.

by Anonymousreply 14February 18, 2022 5:48 AM

She looks completely different. Is she really only 31? Why would she do this to her face at such a young age??

by Anonymousreply 15February 18, 2022 6:34 AM

R15 Fuck she is 39, one year older than me, I thought she was at least ten years older.

by Anonymousreply 16February 18, 2022 6:36 AM

And now R6, the face says “Am I relevant?”

by Anonymousreply 17February 18, 2022 7:24 AM

She could’ve asked for “The Ke$ha” which looks like it just gets pounded out with a meat tenderiser.

by Anonymousreply 18February 18, 2022 7:26 AM

I never got her appeal. Not funny IMO. Maybe she sucks cock like Nancy Reagan and that's how she got so much buzz.

by Anonymousreply 19February 18, 2022 7:29 AM

She came in as Emma Stone & left as Melissa Rivers!

by Anonymousreply 21February 18, 2022 7:53 AM

She's just been working out and drinking lots of water.

by Anonymousreply 23February 18, 2022 8:01 AM

R6 “but it's also very difficult for me not to pick up on a multitude of issues that seem to be bubbling under the surface“ - like every comedian ever if you pay attention?

by Anonymousreply 24February 18, 2022 8:28 AM

R20 They all end up having the same face. Is it one surgeon doing everything or one surgeon teaching everyone? You can tell there’s no artistic touch, just the same techniques and cheap PS software printouts.

by Anonymousreply 25February 18, 2022 8:32 AM

She’s grating and generally not funny. She now has the face she deserves.

by Anonymousreply 26February 18, 2022 8:38 AM

I guess it must be easy to check her UPenn graduation date but How the Fuck is only 39? Both She and Chelsea have ALWAYS looked 10 to 15 years older than their announced ages.

by Anonymousreply 27February 18, 2022 8:47 AM

I think she asked for the "NOW a warning?"

by Anonymousreply 28February 18, 2022 8:55 AM

Still a face a mama couldn’t even love on payday

by Anonymousreply 29February 18, 2022 9:21 AM

I hope she got a new voice, too.

by Anonymousreply 30February 18, 2022 11:14 AM

I thought she'd looked like this for a while and r20's link confirms it, the "after" photo is a few years old. I think she's looked like this since 2016 or thereabouts. The big change was a while back, recent changes are just touch-ups.

by Anonymousreply 31February 18, 2022 11:49 AM

I'm the only Whitney that matters, bitch!

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by Anonymousreply 32February 18, 2022 12:10 PM

Holy fucking shit! I liked Kesha back in the day with Tick Tock and We Are Who We Are, but why does she look like a trans woman that changed her mind and detransitioned back and forth three or four times?

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by Anonymousreply 34February 18, 2022 12:14 PM

My LA family has been getting work since the 70s. It was artistry, really developed and expensive and tailored to your face. The surgeons were specialists and they seemed to be really talented doctors who then went into plastic surgery. And no one should have ever be able to tell you did anything.

Now it's like Starbucks, it's only $5,000 for a nose job. People pay with installment plans and credit cards. And I think it's planned obsolescence- the doctors will only do things that require more interventions. TWO rhinoplasties. Multiple injections. Several hairline changes...

Like servicing your car. They aren't fixing you, they're treating you.

by Anonymousreply 35February 18, 2022 3:05 PM

R24 of course, but with her it’s transparent. Most all comedians have dark backgrounds, but not all of them are as easy to read outside of a comedy club setting.

by Anonymousreply 37February 18, 2022 8:50 PM

Wait, she pretends that she grew up poor ? What a liar. Read her bio on wiki she's full of shit. Her mother worked for the mazza galleria and her father was a venture capitalist. She grew up in fucking Potomac and went to a prestigious private school. Unfunny as well as phony.

by Anonymousreply 38February 18, 2022 8:55 PM

She always gave me “All my friends are guys and I’m the cool girl” vibes

by Anonymousreply 39February 18, 2022 8:55 PM

^^ But I forgot, I did see her perform years ago (2014?) in L.A. and she did make me laugh and looked pretty (pre plastic surgery)

by Anonymousreply 40February 18, 2022 9:03 PM

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